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Thatsy Tamilians use an extra ‘h’ – A Sheila Dikshit case study

November 16, 2010

The NRIs and confused desis ofNew Zealandare fuming at the Sheila ‘Dikshit’ issue. It seems like this is the year of Pauls – be it popularity or controversy. Probably India should not have committed for heavy duty stuffs like CWG. If not for it, such son of clowns from a nowhere land wouldn’t have had the need to talk about Sheila. While the whole of Dikshit clan is wondering what to do with the huge helium balloon in an effort to pretend as if nothing had happened I feel how cool it is to be a Tamilian.

It’s quite obvious for city girls to fall for some Arjun Singh than for a Sivagurunadhan Raamamirdham, but look at your preferences on a global platform. An Arjun Singh or Sunny Goel wearing turban and walking into the streets of London asking “Sirji, kann you tellu mee where this place is’ is sure of getting racially abused. Like Paul Henry most of social and asocial racists begin with the name. If he asks “why are you Sanjay Singh and not Sanjay Dance”, you are left with no other options apart from updating a furious status message in Facebook or end up listening Alisha’s ‘Made in India’ on Youtube.

In these cases Tamilians are completely unabusable. By the time a Westerner works out how to pronounce Marudhalinga Sadaiyathevar you can walk two miles away. At least now one should accept that we are the most advanced races of all. We knew the world will depend on Indians’ brains one day and we will spread like Trojan virus all over the world. We also knew there will Racism. Cautiously we named ourselves with complex phonetics that no one would even dare to make fun of.

In less complex names, we included an extra ‘h’, an effort to warn the aggressive in-house racists. Satya would be Sathya in Tamil Nadu, Bharti will be Bharathy. I laugh my spine off at that hapless Gujju friend of mine who cast a PJ once “Hutch has two ‘h’ because it was invented in Tamil Nadu”. His name was Hardik Patel. Thank Jai Sri Krisna, he dint get to go to NZ. In the same lines, if Sheila Dikshit had been a tamilian, she would have been conservatively named Sheela Dheekshith, leaving no scope for Paul Henry to even to think about dirty stuffs.

If not for a famous underwear brand, she would at least rename herself ‘Dixit’. The Leader of opposition in the Parliament feels that our dignity has been screwed in an unrecoverable manner once again in international arena, leaving no option other than sticking onto ‘tolerant nation’ status.

Let the dikshits and kalmadis worry about disposing the helium balloon and clearing the condoms blocked drainage.

Singing in the rain “Appadi podu podu podu”

Yours sincerely

 

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